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Shark Circles

No worries - there are plenty of fish in the sea

Shark Circles thanks to Keith Blake

Life Lesson: Just because there are plenty of fish in the sea, it doesn't mean that any of them will want to be around you.

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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