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Ship Tow

Longshoremen in India know how to tow the line

Ship Tow thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The tough part comes when they unload the ship

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination. - Carl von Clausewitz

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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