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Ship Tow

Longshoremen in India know how to tow the line

Ship Tow thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The tough part comes when they unload the ship

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Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

No goal is unattainable with individual determination. - Unknown

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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