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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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