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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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