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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

A Constitution should be short and obscure. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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