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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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