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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley


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