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Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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