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Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

I'm not afraid of the opinions of others - but of being needed and coming up short. - John Geddes

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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