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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

A Constitution should be short and obscure. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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