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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

It's a very short trip. While alive, live. - Malcolm Forbes

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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