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Short cuts make long delays. - JRR Tolkien

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton


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