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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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