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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha


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