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Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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