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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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