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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown


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