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Shuttle Bus Driver

How well do you know your bus driver?

Shuttle Bus Driver thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

When they go besmearing the name of a great linebacker. - Archie Bunker

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here. - Jesse James

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns


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