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Shuttle Bus Driver

How well do you know your bus driver?

Shuttle Bus Driver thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Formerly: A guy whose name was once Lee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here. - Jesse James

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

To the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name knowledge. - Ambrose Bierce

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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