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Shuttle Bus Driver

How well do you know your bus driver?

Shuttle Bus Driver thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Better name for the general practitioner might be multispecialist. - Martin H. Fischer

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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