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Shuttle Bus Driver thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here. - Jesse James

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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