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Household KISS Principle (Keep it simple, Stupid)

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

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Keep it simple but significant. - Don Draper

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Physics is, hopefully, simple. Physicists are not. - Edward Teller

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

It is always the simple that produces the marvelous. - Amelia Barr

Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood. - Unknown

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

As marketers, we should be changing the mantra from always be closing to always be helping. - Jonathan Lister

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The most exciting rhythms seem unexpected and complex, the most beautiful melodies simple and inevitable - W H Auden

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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