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Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

The Blues and jazz will live forever, so will the Delta and the Big Easy. - Jack Nicholson

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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