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QuotaBillsGrief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler