QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast. - William Shakespeare
I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller
To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare
God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
A ruler should be slow to punish and swift to reward. - Ovid
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal
I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan
Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
In a marathon, if you run too fast, you get exhausted. If you run too slow, you never make it. - Uday Kotak
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe