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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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