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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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