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Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent. - Norman R Augustine

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness. - Bernard de Fontenelle

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents. - John W Gardner

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

Happiness is always the serendipitous result of looking for something else. - Idel Dreimer

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Stark

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Unquestionably, it is possible to do without happiness; it is done involuntarily by nineteen-twentieths of mankind. - John Stuart Mill

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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