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Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

It is action that creates motivation. - Steve Backley

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world. - Orhan Pamuk

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

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