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Smile Lineup

Forced smiles available for every worker

Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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