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Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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It is action that creates motivation. - Steve Backley

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. - Henry Ford

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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