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Forced smiles available for every worker

Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

Nothing ages like happiness. - Oscar Wilde

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Let us uncork all our bottled up happiness. - Pablo Neruda

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

You're the blacksmith of your own happiness. - Swedish Proverb

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

There is no way to happiness - happiness is the way. - Thich N Hanh

Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. - Unknown

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

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