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Forced smiles available for every worker

Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

The constant happiness is curiosity. - Alice Munro

It is action that creates motivation. - Steve Backley

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Happiness is a function of accepting what is. - Werner Erhard

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

There is no way to happiness - happiness is the way. - Thich N Hanh

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be. - Taisen Deshimaru

Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when you share it. - Albert Schweitzer

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco


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