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Smile Lineup

Forced smiles available for every worker

Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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