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Snake Cake

How to prevent anyone from eating your cake

Snake Cake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Custom cakes for biting appetites

Each piece comes with a venom-free guarantee
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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon


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