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Sole Casket

Making room for sole souls

Sole Casket thanks to Keith Blake

African casket is a shoe-in

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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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