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Sole Casket

Making room for sole souls

Sole Casket thanks to Keith Blake

African casket is a shoe-in

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Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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