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Solemate

One who would walk a mile in your shoes

Solemate thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul. - Walt Whitman

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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Redneck Mercedes

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Hydro Water Power

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What Do You See? - Part III

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Aging Mermaid

Get Along Shirt

Bruce Lee Coffee

Dry Satellite

Carving The Turkey

Don't Break The Window

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Proof of Global Warming

Leading a Remote Life

Centaur of Attraction