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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds

Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

You'll never get to a person's soul until you understand their hurts. - Ravi Zacharias

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy


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