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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The further the soul advances, the greater are the adversaries against which it must contend. - Evagrius of Pontus

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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