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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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