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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp


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