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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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