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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I can't mate in captivity. - Gloria Steinem

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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