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Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul. - Eric Hoffer

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Wherever you stand, be the soul of that place. - Rumi

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another. - George Eliot

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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