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Someone Stole A Cracker

Going crackers on the kitchen table

Someone Stole A Cracker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus. - Archie Bunker

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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