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Someone Stole A Cracker

Going crackers on the kitchen table

Someone Stole A Cracker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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