Someone Stole A Cracker

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie