Someone Stole A Cracker

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso