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Spare Change Language

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Spare Change Language thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Capitalizing on verbal abuse

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Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. - WC Fields

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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