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Parody: A collection of pears - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Croakroom: Where tadpoles go to change. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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