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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor E. Frankl

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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