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It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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