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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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