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Split Screen View

Friends enjoying a real-time video game

Split Screen View thanks to Wisse Boomsluiter

When 2D (Two Deep) is preferred to 3D

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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