Split Screen View

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright