Split Screen View

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill