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A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe


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