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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister. - Voltaire

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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