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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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