Standoff

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas