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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister. - Voltaire

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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