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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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