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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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