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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

The main obstacle to a stable and just world is the United States. - George Soros

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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