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Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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