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By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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