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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner


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