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Star Wars Baby

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Star Wars Baby thanks to Peter Clarke

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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