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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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