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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown


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