Stealth Photographer

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Writer: 1. A frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull; 2. One who corrects a wrong. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft