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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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