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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Indispose: How de photographer wants you to stand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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