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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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