Storage Bed

And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray