Storage Bed

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray