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Storage Puzzle

Finding the best place to store your DVDs

Storage Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”
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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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