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Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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