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Strange Old Vehicles

Transportation before the time of Henry Ford

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Travel inspiration in the early 1900's

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

You are never too old to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The young have aspirations that never come to pass; the old have reminiscences of what never happened. - Saki Reginald

Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. - French Proverb

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly. - Colette


Hummer Carriage

Antler Switch Plate

Redneck Cotter Pin

Redneck Bulldozer

Your Fly Is Down

Chili Rub

Tire Rotation

Political Promise Hauler

Steering Wheel For Couples

Confined By Walls

Moon Descent

Redneck Selfie Stick

1957 Woolworth Menu

Cops Beating A Black Man in NYC

The New Norm

Police Car Of The Year

If You're Looking For A Sign

Upside Down Amusement

Bread Zeppelin

Special Second Meal

Perfect Grill

Heat Expands

Drink, Don't Drive!

Hawaiian Surfboard Trade