Strange Old Vehicles

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

The older I get, the older old is. - Tom Baker

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. - Dave Chappelle

When I was young I pitied the old. Now old, it is the young I pity. - Jean Rostand

Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

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A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison