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Strange Old Vehicles

Transportation before the time of Henry Ford

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Travel inspiration in the early 1900's

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

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Holy: What my old socks are - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Off with the old and on with the new. - Unknown

Hummer: A vehicle that can't sing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

You are never too old to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Don't resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege. - Unknown

Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

We were old sinners, but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore. - Joel Osteen

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. - Henry David Thoreau

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it. - Ogden Nash

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood


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