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Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Food For Thought in the art world

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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