Strange Sculptures

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay