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Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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