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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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