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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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