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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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