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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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