QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler