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Sun Wagon

The sun doesn't go down - it goes sideways

Sun Wagon thanks to Mike King

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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