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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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