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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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