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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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