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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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