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Sun Wagon

The sun doesn't go down - it goes sideways

Sun Wagon thanks to Mike King

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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