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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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