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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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