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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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