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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Red Blood Count: Dracula - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only blood can wipe out blood. - Oscar Wilde

Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume


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