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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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