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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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