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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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