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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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