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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Praise increases where the excellence is attained but by few. - Edward Counsel

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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