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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

He who praises everybody praises nobody. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan