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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

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God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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