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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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