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Table Boat

They thought he would never get off the island...

Table Boat thanks to Keith Blake

... but he really turned the tables!

Table Boat thanks to Keith Blake

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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Figures won't lie: but men that draw up the tables may. - Unknown

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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