Table Kids
What happens to unattended kids at this restaurant
QuotaBillsHappiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah