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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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