QuotaBillsIf it swells, ride it! - Unknown
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers
Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison