Tech Help For Grandma

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Everyone must be proactive and do all they can to help themselves to stay employed. - Stephen Covey

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com