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Tech Help For Grandma

Computer support line for the elderly

Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy


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