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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell