Tech Help For Grandma

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan