Tech Help For Grandma

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah