QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com