QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein