QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel
Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams