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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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