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The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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