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Texting While Cycling

Driving 'in' the rain

Texting While Cycling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Distractions worthy of a face-full of H2O

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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