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Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jubliant: Triumphant insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adamant: The very first insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Tolerant: An insect that stands above the others - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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