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That Way

For male flies who don't take directions

That Way thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nature's direction finder

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A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica Rabbit

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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