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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

One's strongest asset is simultaneously his point of strongest vulnerability. - Harry Levinson

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees


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