That Won't Wash
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QuotaBillsStyle is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire
Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle
The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King