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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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