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The Creation

Simple explanation for evolution from monkeys

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.'
The Creation thanks to Mary Derksen

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The Creation thanks to Mary Derksen

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'

Discovering the beginning of Mankind

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

He who boasts of his descent praises the deeds of another. - Seneca

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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