The Creation

Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

The praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards. - JRR Tolkien

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton