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The Creation

Simple explanation for evolution from monkeys

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.'
The Creation thanks to Mary Derksen

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The Creation thanks to Mary Derksen

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'

Discovering the beginning of Mankind

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

He who boasts of his descent praises the deeds of another. - Seneca

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J. Hudson Taylor

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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