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The Creation

Simple explanation for evolution from monkeys

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.'
The Creation thanks to Mary Derksen

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The Creation thanks to Mary Derksen

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'

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Dear Jesus, do something. - Vladimir Nabokov

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

The praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards. - JRR Tolkien

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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