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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson


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