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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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