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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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