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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tradition is the living faith of those now dead. Traditionalism is the dead faith of those now living. - Jaroslav Pelikan

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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