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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J. Hudson Taylor

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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