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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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