The End Is Near

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace