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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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