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Easter Island statues have bodies

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Revealing what lies beneath the surface of one of the most remote islands in the world

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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