QuotaBillsI hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker
Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso